GoldiLox, You May Trust These Three Bärs. #Well, #ExceptPerhaps #TheMiddleBär #Yes, #HisOatMeal #IsTasting #JuuuuuuuustRight #ButIfYouEatIt #HeShallMakeYou #His #GoldiLunch

GoldiLox, You May Trust These Three Bärs. #Well, #ExceptPerhaps #TheMiddleBär #Yes, #HisOatMeal #IsTasting #JuuuuuuuustRight #ButIfYouEatIt #HeShallMakeYou #His #GoldiLunch

I did just complete it the ALS Eyes Bucket Challenge. #SuckIt #ALS; #Me #AndEyesBucket #AreTakingYouDown (#WithOur #MoneyDonatings #AndOur #VeryIntimidationing #GoogliEyeStarings)

I did just complete it the ALS Eyes Bucket Challenge. #SuckIt #ALS; #Me #AndEyesBucket #AreTakingYouDown (#WithOur #MoneyDonatings #AndOur #VeryIntimidationing #GoogliEyeStarings)

ALS Bucket Challenge, you do stand No Chances with me!

Have Anybody See My Sasquatch Friend Thomas? #HeWasHere #JustSomeMinutesAgo; #iAmCertain #NoOneDidSkinHim #AndMakeHim #IntoFluffiCarpets ….#Right? #ThisWoodBeRude. #Thomas? #Hallo? #WhereAreYou, #MyFluffiBuddy? #Wait #WhatIsThis #BeeHindMe? #AHHHHHHHH!! #Thomas!!!!

Have Anybody See My Sasquatch Friend Thomas? #HeWasHere #JustSomeMinutesAgo; #iAmCertain #NoOneDidSkinHim #AndMakeHim #IntoFluffiCarpets ….#Right? #ThisWoodBeRude. #Thomas? #Hallo? #WhereAreYou, #MyFluffiBuddy? #Wait #WhatIsThis #BeeHindMe? #AHHHHHHHH!! #Thomas!!!!

Exkuse Me Tanker, But My Ear Hole Is One Direction. (#LikeTheBand #OfSingingBoys) #PleaseShip, #DoNotEnter #MyAudioTunnel; #MyWaxes #AndDrums #NeedThePrivatesy. #Go #Around.

Exkuse Me Tanker, But My Ear Hole Is One Direction. (#LikeTheBand #OfSingingBoys) #PleaseShip, #DoNotEnter #MyAudioTunnel; #MyWaxes #AndDrums #NeedThePrivatesy. #Go #Around.

Make Out Your Mind, Room—Do You Sprinkle, Or Do You Pump? #SelectOnlyOne #Because #SprinklePumping #IsUnlegal

Make Out Your Mind, Room—Do You Sprinkle, Or Do You Pump? #SelectOnlyOne #Because #SprinklePumping #IsUnlegal

Sorry to you Dish, but I do not Eat Racism.

Cereal, Enter This Bowl of Cheeks.
#NoTime #ForTheSpoons #AndMooJuice. #MeetMyChompers, #Flakes; #AndNow #GoDown #MyHatchet

Cereal, Enter This Bowl of Cheeks.
#NoTime #ForTheSpoons #AndMooJuice. #MeetMyChompers, #Flakes; #AndNow #GoDown #MyHatchet

See Shells, Speak to me of Your Secrets! #Hallo? #HalloSeeShells? #WhyAreYou #SoKwyett? #SeeShells #AreUsualSoLoud #WithMakingWaterRushSounds #OnMyEars #ButYouAreSoStill #LikeNappingPigeons. #Booooooring. #Perhaps, #GoBack #ToTheOceans #AndMaybeFind #SomeBetter #Personalitees, #Shells. #OrShouldiSay, #Shhhhhhells.(#BecauseYou #AreSoKwyett)

See Shells, Speak to me of Your Secrets! #Hallo? #HalloSeeShells? #WhyAreYou #SoKwyett? #SeeShells #AreUsualSoLoud #WithMakingWaterRushSounds #OnMyEars #ButYouAreSoStill #LikeNappingPigeons. #Booooooring. #Perhaps, #GoBack #ToTheOceans #AndMaybeFind #SomeBetter #Personalitees, #Shells. #OrShouldiSay, #Shhhhhhells.(#BecauseYou #AreSoKwyett)

I’m Tooting in the Rains, just Toooooting in the Rains. 
#Yes #Yes #iKnow #ItIsNot “#Rain” #ItIsOnly #ShowerWater; #But #IfYouWas #AnAnt #YouWoodThink #ItIsRain #BecauseAnts #AreStupid. #PerhapsYouShouldStudyMore, #Ants.

I’m Tooting in the Rains, just Toooooting in the Rains.
#Yes #Yes #iKnow #ItIsNot “#Rain” #ItIsOnly #ShowerWater; #But #IfYouWas #AnAnt #YouWoodThink #ItIsRain #BecauseAnts #AreStupid. #PerhapsYouShouldStudyMore, #Ants.