The Flula Beat

Apr 23

Juggles? I see no Juggles. @trishapaytas #ExkuseMe, #TigerShirt #PleaseStopYourStare #AtTheJuggles #YouAreSoPerversion #PerhapsShall #iSendYouBack #ToSerengetiPlaces? #OrPerhaps #aSexHarassSeminar? #SoRude.

Juggles? I see no Juggles. @trishapaytas #ExkuseMe, #TigerShirt #PleaseStopYourStare #AtTheJuggles #YouAreSoPerversion #PerhapsShall #iSendYouBack #ToSerengetiPlaces? #OrPerhaps #aSexHarassSeminar? #SoRude.

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Apr 22

Left and Right Triplet: Please do not Steal my Fokus. (foto: @devinography) #iAmMuchMorePrettier #ThanYouGuys
#AndTripletOnRight
#WhatAreYouDoingEven
#AtLeastTripletOnLeft #IsMakingFotos
#RightTripletPleaseExit
#AndBuyForMe #aBurrito
(#BlackBeansPlease #AsPintos #GiveToMeGases)

Left and Right Triplet: Please do not Steal my Fokus. (foto: @devinography) #iAmMuchMorePrettier #ThanYouGuys
#AndTripletOnRight
#WhatAreYouDoingEven
#AtLeastTripletOnLeft #IsMakingFotos
#RightTripletPleaseExit
#AndBuyForMe #aBurrito
(#BlackBeansPlease #AsPintos #GiveToMeGases)

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Apr 21

Excuse Me Fone, But Why Are You So Nude Right Now?
#PleasePutBackOn #YourNumbers #iDidSayToYouAlready: #WeAre #PlatonikFriendsOnly #iDoNotWantYourDigits #SoPleaseStopWithYour #SluttiManeuverings. #Also, #HowShallWeOrder #PizzasNow #IfYouCannotDial? #Ahhh #ThisLunchTimeIsRuin

Excuse Me Fone, But Why Are You So Nude Right Now?
#PleasePutBackOn #YourNumbers #iDidSayToYouAlready: #WeAre #PlatonikFriendsOnly #iDoNotWantYourDigits #SoPleaseStopWithYour #SluttiManeuverings. #Also, #HowShallWeOrder #PizzasNow #IfYouCannotDial? #Ahhh #ThisLunchTimeIsRuin

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Apr 18

I Did Find This Deep In My Coats Closet—It Is Fill With Cokaine! #DealersCallMePlease! #MustSellToHighestBitter! #VeryPure! #RubbingOnTeethNow #ToTestQualitie #WowItIsSoGoo—
#Wait #ThisIsNotCokaine #ThisIsTheAshes #OfFluffels #DogOfMyRoomsMate #OhNo
#SorryAboutSnortingAccidental #YourRemainders #Fluffels #MyBads #PleaseContinue #YourEternityDustNap

I Did Find This Deep In My Coats Closet—It Is Fill With Cokaine! #DealersCallMePlease! #MustSellToHighestBitter! #VeryPure! #RubbingOnTeethNow #ToTestQualitie #WowItIsSoGoo—
#Wait #ThisIsNotCokaine #ThisIsTheAshes #OfFluffels #DogOfMyRoomsMate #OhNo
#SorryAboutSnortingAccidental #YourRemainders #Fluffels #MyBads #PleaseContinue #YourEternityDustNap

Apr 17

Haiku: Toes

toes, you are annoy
even after eight showers
still you smell like feet.

” — @flula

Apr 13

Mr. Dentist, must You really insertion ALL of these Tools in my Mouth? #PerhapsSaveYourDrills #ForOtherPatients #AndJustUse #TheTools #ThatDoSquirtWaters #AndAir #ForMyMouthCave (#iShallPromiseVeryHard #ToFlossIt #AllMyToothItems #FromNowUntilFutureVisits)

Mr. Dentist, must You really insertion ALL of these Tools in my Mouth? #PerhapsSaveYourDrills #ForOtherPatients #AndJustUse #TheTools #ThatDoSquirtWaters #AndAir #ForMyMouthCave (#iShallPromiseVeryHard #ToFlossIt #AllMyToothItems #FromNowUntilFutureVisits)

Apr 11

Watch Out Dope Times, As We Are Having You Now. (#MakingDopeBeats #With @tyleroakley #And @beccafrucht) #Humans: #PrepareYourBootys #ForSomeShakes

Watch Out Dope Times, As We Are Having You Now. (#MakingDopeBeats #With @tyleroakley #And @beccafrucht) #Humans: #PrepareYourBootys #ForSomeShakes